Chairman of ACORN Residents Association Ken Robson and Phil Clark Chairman of Horndale Residents Association have developed new technology to reduce low level crime and anti-social behaviour whilst at the same time reducing police and magistrate costs.
As costs spiral for social reports, magistrates courts, probation service and police time this unique piece of equipment has the advantage of being inexpensive to build and maintain, can be set up anywhere and requires only a good supply of ripe tomatoes and rotten eggs.
Enquiries from cities, towns, villages across the whole of the United Kingdom have been received and production is expected to be expanded as demand rises globally.
With a patent lodged it is expected that a large order will be submitted soon from the Home office and training is being arranged for Police officers, Neighbourhood Wardens and Park Wardens particularly with regard to Health and Safety as we wouldn’t want anyone to be impaled by a spelk.
Entrepreneurs from Dragons Den are said to be particularly interested in the investment possibilities offered by the apparatus and the equipment may be featured on the gadget show.
European Union members are expected to repeal sections of the Human Rights Act to allow the device to be operated across the union but the main hold up is expected to be filling in Safety Advisory Group forms – the tool of choice for Durham County Council to discourage community events.
Ken Robson (just kidding)
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