Line Dancing at Phoenix on Thursday nights.
Why not mosey on down, on a Thursday eve,
to the Phoenix Club, for some make believe.
You can sure dress the part, whether boy or girl,
Just park up your horse, room for buggies as well.
Learn to ‘line dance’ as you move round the floor,
But, first leave your guns, with the man by the door.
And listen on folks, we’ve got a great singer,
To add to your night, it’s sure a humdinger.
There’s no cussin’ around, spittin’ or fightin’,
Or you’ll land in the jail house, quicker than lightnin’.
So saddle your horse and ride like hell,
For a night of ‘line dancing’, it’s really just swell.
Have a wow of a night, even Grandma and Da,
Just cough up £4, to the guy with the star.
